My dog got excited when I got home from work and ran around me while peeing
|—||n. A term used in the book Clockwork Orange, meaning unnecessary, unprovoked, brutal violence; violent acts simply for the thrill and entertainment of it. (via mrscoulter)|
Peyote (Lophophora williamsii). Spineless cactus native to southwestern Texas and Mexico.
Why you shouldn’t party too hard around kids with art majors
I’m not racist
If it pleases the court.